Credit: HTML5-Templates, now-dead Geocities, internet Archive, all the mid-west women who probably made the gifs here while bored in their home town.

JOSE!!! The year is 2018.

WELCOME TO YOUR NEW IMPORTANT WEBSITE.

We didn't know it in 1998, but alas, somehow, Geocities would be down.

And, Pokemon, of all things would still be around.

And, it would be less easy to THEME our computers.